Proper prior preparation prevents piss poor performance

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I've been to a lot of Georgia games, but I've really never been to any game like this before.

The forecast for the rare Black Friday night game was for severe cold, so I lost my seat mate. Mom made the right decision. I've never been so cold in Athens, and for more than three quarters of football, the Bulldogs didn't do anything to help. (I didn't feel so cold in the fourth quarter, but that was because I really needed to pee and couldn't worry about both discomforts at once. When I finally went, I felt colder than ever.) It may have be the worst, the most inept football I've ever seen the Bulldogs play in person.

GA Tech led 17-0 at halftime, and I kept telling myself that if they stretched that lead any, I was going to go home. But they couldn't. Georgia finally started scoring, but when Tech scored with less than 6 minutes to restore a 2 touchdown lead, half the stadium gave up. I don't blame them. At the time, it seemed the sane decision. Sadly, that only made the rest of us colder because we lost our windbreak.

And then somehow, very late in the game, UGA came back to tie. So after a bad game, they played one overtime. Then another. And another. And another. And another. And another. And another. And another. Eight in all. It was the most bonkers thing I've ever seen in Sanford Stadium.

Think I'm exaggerating? This is the ESPN Win Probability graph of the game.

So you're telling me there's a chance?

The football was so crazy, I don't know that I have space in my brain for all the other notable things. Poor Uga (whose name is, ironically, Boom) tried to run away from the pre-game fireworks. The 50th anniversary of the Alumni Band played at halftime. Georgia's decision to go for 2 when down by 11. The crowd deciding that GT was faking injuries to slow the game down and booing those players when they were helped off the field. The failure to explain overtime rules to the crowd and their resulting confusion when Georgia didn't attempt a kick for the win in the second OT. The scoreboard gave up on counting overtimes after 5. And have I mentioned the cold?

When I thought I was going to be leaving early, I decided I would post a picture of the stadium at the moment I finally decided to leave. Ultimately, at three minutes after midnight, this is that moment:

Georgia Tech 42, No. 7 Georgia 44

Truth be told, I didn't even leave then. I watched the Tech players crawl off the field and waited for the presentation of the Governor's Cup (by the Governor). Then, when the Georgia student section finally left, so did I.

This is the best happy face I could manage

I'm home now (4:32 AM), and I'm still cold.

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97/2408. Collision Course (1989)
Jay Leno's first leading role in a movie.... is bad. It's pretty clear that's not Jay's fault, or co-star Pat Morita's either. The script is worthless, the direction is weak, and this was clearly edited to appease television censors. I read afterwards that the production company that made it, De Laurentiis Entertainment Group (which also made Transformers: The Movie), declared bankruptcy during production, and it shows, especially in the third act "action." As a film, it's an interesting curiosity, but not great entertainment.

98/2409. A Sprinkle of Deceit: A Hannah Swensen Mystery (2024)
Hallmark's Hannah Swensen mysteries are still a favorite, and this one course corrects a bit from the last so that the large supporting cast doesn't come off quite as goofy (though still plenty unrealistically goofy). More, please.

99/2410. The Joe Louis Story (1953)
The absolutely true life story of Joe Louis! Well, about as "true life" as any 1950s sports biopic ever got, I suppose. The verisimilitude is helped a great deal by the inclusion of footage of Louis' actual fights. It also helps that the actor playing Louis is so bad at delivering lines that you figure he couldn't be making them up. (For about half the film, I was convinced he had to be related to Louis.)

100/2411. Le Professionnel (1981)
This is a great French action film in the same anti-authority vein as anything Eastwood or Bronson were making at about the same time. Highly recommended.

101/2412. Curious Caterer: Forbidden Fruit (2024)
Speaking of Hallmark Mysteries, this series very much feels as though it was created in desperation during the period that actress Alison Sweeney was unavailable to make more Hannah Swenson movies. Sadly, these are really too easy to solve because their mystery-construction formula is obvious. (Seriously, in this one I knew which one was the killer as soon as they introduced all the suspects even though the killer's random motivation wasn't pulled out of the ether until just before the last commercial break.) Still, I love these little puzzle boxes, even when they're easy.

More to come.

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At long last, in the friscalating dusklight, here's SpongeBob sitting out in front of my house.

Vamonos, amigos

Little guy looks thrilled to be there.

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I did not attend today's UGA / UMass game, but I am happy to say that my tickets did not go unused.

UMass 21, No. 10 Georgia 59

I gave them to friend James who took his son. I am assured they had a good time, and that's really what's important about football. And everything else, really.

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Pepper

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To be continued...

 

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