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For the past 6 months, I've been using prescription fluoride toothpaste and prescription fluoride rinse. My soft drink consumption is at an all-time low. I even floss occasionally. And my dentist told me I still had a cavity when I saw him earlier this week!
I don't have a punchline for this. Just keep in mind when you read this blog in the future, that the guy who wrote it has no teeth, figuratively or otherwise.
The Man with the Golden Gums: in the past month, I've spent $1,439 on dental work. That's the most that I've spent on anything in a one-month span since, well, ever. I'm well on my way to being the Six Million Dollar Man, with the entire amount spent entirely on my teeth.
A Chew to a Kill: For the record, those aren't my teeth. My teeth don't look that good. Those are just some x-rays dated May 5, 1951, that I found in my late grandfather's records. They aren't his teeth, either. He was a dentist. I'm sure that if he wasn't already dead, seeing the state of my teeth would kill him.