Attended the Georgia Renaissance Fair today, where I saw many men in kilts, overweight women wearing fairy wings and elf ears, and shocking anachronisms. My favorite part of the entire experience was the hour plus spent making fun of my friend who had a hot dog for lunch. The joke was supplied by the Renaissance Fair itself, which marketed the foot-long hotdog as "The King's Wiener" and expected people to pay for the experience of putting it into their mouth.

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