News has been making the rounds that the Gettysburg National Military Park decided to pull a John Wilkes Booth bobble-head doll off of the shelf "after a reporter began making inquiries about them." Damn mainstream media and its "gotcha" questions!

Now the Abraham Lincoln Presidential Library and Museum gift shop has also stopped selling their John Wilkes Booth bobble-head doll, which leads directly to the question, "why was the Lincoln Museum selling dolls of his assassin?" That would be like the Pearl Harbor monument selling Japanese Zero models. What? It does? Oh, well, never mind, then.

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