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What do you get when you cross Somali pirates and an American missionaries?
Dead missionaries.

What is the difference between American missionaries and Somali pirates?
Missionaries deliver your soul to God; pirates deliver your body to cod.

What did the Somali pirates say to the American missionaries?
"Work martyr, not harder!"

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