Believe it or not, I almost forgot to post a blog entry today. I know that would have made some of you very happy, and for that I apologize.

It can be hard to think up new and exciting things to post here in my blog that no one ever reads. Last week, I was thinking of quitting posting altogether. But then I read an article in my local newspaper comprised of a series of bad puns about Jimmy Carter's complaints of hemorrhoids to Walter Cronkite and Barbara Walters in 1978. I decided then and there that if "professional" columnists can run columns comprising a series of Presidential ass jokes from 1978 in a "real" newspaper that no one ever reads, I can keep posting my inconsequential blog entries. Again, my apologies.

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