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Tuesday 9 April 2019
Mom woke me up early because she couldn't turn on the television. The cause? Dead batteries in the remote control.
Dad complained that his washing machine was leaking water all over this pantry floor. The problem? The intake hose, which he had connected himself, was too loose and was spraying water everywhere.
No wonder my brother excommunicated himself from the family.
In 2003, co-worker Jeff showed me a lighter he couldn't get to work. I took it from him and tried it myself. It was a joy buzzer. Jeff laughed at me and said, "I knew you'd fall for it. All anyone has to do is tell Walter that they can't do something, and he'll do it for them."
Jeff, wherever you are now, know that you're still right. I'm still a sucker.
Friday 16 January 2004
This is a reminder that the game will commence tomorrow night at 7PM at the Comic Co. If I do not have your character by tonight, Jeff, I will not let you play Sat night. You can call, email, IM, or fax; I don't care how you get it to me, just get it to me.