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Wednesday 8 April 2020




💩 (🍜-N)
"poo"("noodle"-"n")
"poooodle"
I may have spent too much time alone. I'm beginning to think the entire Internet is sending coded messages just to me.
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Monday 2 March 2020




A birthday card for friend Brian, whose birthday was yesterday.
It's you who is the shit, Brian.
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| Leave a Comment | Tags: birthdays brian friends holidays piles of shit trumps americaSunday 16 February 2020




If Friday's post let you feeling a little dirty, I also got you some soap!
Spotted on Twitter.com, where someone posted a response image of shit-shaped car air fresheners.
(Seriously, the frequent association between the poo emoji and chocolate just because both of them are brown probably says everything you need to know about the modern American consumer.)
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Friday 14 February 2020




Happy Valentine's Day! I got you some candy.
Love, American style.
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Tuesday 24 December 2019




Still looking for that last minute stocking stuffer? How about some poo!
This is a vinyl "statue" designed to give to children 3 and up to color in with the provided markers (blue, red, and, yes, brown).
Merry Christmas, kids!
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Thursday 21 November 2019




Finally! An appropriate thing to be made in the shape of a poo emoji!
Go ahead. Squeeze it.
"Best for photo ops" it says. I mean, yeah, I suppose if you are determined to take a photo of your dog eating poo, better this than the real thing.
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Friday 1 November 2019




As if being pegged by a dodgeball wasn't bad enough...
Thanks for nothing, Aldi.
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Friday 27 September 2019




It's poo! It's a unicorn! It's a Poonicorn!
What will they think of next? I hope I don't find out.
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Sunday 11 August 2019




New school year.
Same old shit.
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Thursday 18 July 2019




Maybe I'm just jealous that they didn't sell poop-shaped toys when I was three years old, but no. Just no.
I don't know what's wrong with kids in 2019. Back in my day, everyone came with their own poop slime formula.
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