Thursday 23 February 2017
From the Nail in the Coffin Department:
February 23, 1942. The day the Bee died. A story so powerful, it wasn't told until 1984!
Having followed Uncle Sam and other heroes to Earth-X, the Red Bee immediately found himself in battle versus the Japanese military . . . in sunny Santa Barbara, California. Because Japs are bastards.
Each of the heroes had something to contribute to the fight: Uncle Sam's strength, the Ray's speed, Human Bomb's explosions, Black Condor's racism, Phantom Lady's tits, Dollman's, er, dolls? And, of course, Red Bee's bees.
All-Star Squadron #33, May 1984
The team decided to take the fight to the Japanese fleet offshore. Things went sideways pretty fast once the enemy rolled out their secret weapon: the armored super-soldier Baron Blitzkrieg. To no one's great surprise, the super-strong Nazi was more than a match for an entire swarm of bees.
All-Star Squadron #34, June 1984
After being tossed overboard by an errant explosion (thanks for nothing, Human Bomb), the Red Bee died at sea.
I did tell you this was his last appearance, right?
Ok, fine. He didn't drown. He was just biding his time for the perfect moment to make his triumphant return.
All-Star Squadron #35, July 1984
Maybe "triumphant" is too strong a word.
Inspired by the Red Bee's noble death,
Darth Vader Hourman freed his fellow captives and won the day. So in his own way, the Red Bee won World War II. Except that on this alternate Earth, World War II never ended, and the Allies and Axis are still fighting well into the 21st century. Way to make it count, Uncle Sam.
And thus ends the tale of the Red Bee. If there's any lesson here, it's that training a bee to sting people doesn't make you a super hero. Being beaten to death by Nazis does.
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