Monday 7 January 2013
Word on the Internet is that this is the new Miami Dolphins' logo to be unveiled later this year. As you can imagine, I'm not excited about this news.
Just look at that thing. Gone is our smirking, helmet-wearing dolphin leaping in front of the midday Miami sun. Instead we get a faceless creature swimming through a flaming hoop. It is bland, uninspired, utterly devoid of individuality, character, or anything interesting, just like the team itself.
Never mind. Maybe it's perfect.